After a decade long estrangement, the dynamic duo of Boy Blunder and White Lightnin’ has reunited for a perilous journey across the continent: a quest for valor, honor and faire maidens.
It was a foggy, gray evening as our intrepid dynamos rolled across the Golden Gate Bridge on their inaugural ride of the 21st century. The sonorous fog horn bellowed forth announcing to all that the greatest combination since peanut butter and jelly was cruising north to the headlands. As BB grew accustomed to the new mount, White Lightnin’ charged into the hills with giddy excitement, snickering with delight while passing lesser steeds. Yes, this 24 pound steel-framed wonder knows how to get the lead out. WL insists that it’s all muscle, that he’s in fighting shape even after his long retirement. But what a change from BB’s other bike that weighs in at 18 pounds. Fully loaded, we’ll be like a freight train barreling down the highway (Queue the music “Freight train kept a rollin’ all night long”). I fully except to stop pedaling at the California border and coast all the way home, weeeee….. Of course, it will take the entire length of Virginia just to get up to speed!
Thank you to all the Superheros who submitted applications for the Sidekick position. While many of you had excellent qualifications, the position has been filled. An official announcement of the new Boy Blunder sidekick will be made soon. Your resume will be kept on file should a position become available in the future that matches your qualifications.
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