It is with great fanfare, pomp and circumstance that I announce that the renowned Jacques Couteau has joined the quest. The nephew of Mac the Knife, Monsieur Couteau has dedicated his life to protecting the innocent, drinking fine wines and engaging in hopeless acts of bravery. While not accustomed to playing second fiddle, he has pledged to fulfill the obligations of the Sidekick post to the best of his abilities. These include overseeing the distribution of daily rations, navigation, fending off car-emitted projectiles, beating back rabid dogs (also squirrels, badgers & hyenas), telling gap-toothed Missouri sisters that Boy Blunder just isn’t that in to them and most importantly letting BB use him as a pillow.
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